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anal probing

Anal probing has always been something of a hobby of mine.  Growing up, while all the other boys were more concerned with football, hunting, cars, or learning the ins and outs of the testicular scratch-and-grab. I was out at night, gazing at the stars and dreaming, waiting for them to return.

When I say it’s been a hobby of mine. I don’t necessarily mean that I go around and do rando probing (well…kinda, I guess; but that’s a completely different blog). What I mean is that I love to study other people who, like myself. Those who have been temporarily abducted by aliens and subjected to prolonged anal exploration.  I learned a lot about myself up there. My Dudes, but the most important thing I discovered, you’re not going to believe.

For me, being a tranny isn’t a nature-vs-nurture debate. It was a gift bestowed upon me when Zarthra bent me over. She stuck her foot-long tongue deep into my sphincter.  Other alien explorers have different methods. But hers was always my favorite. That thick purple tongue swirling around my insides. Its end splitting into little tendrils and wrapping around my prostate.  When she finished “collecting data”, she extracted her tongue and stuck the smallest of her three dicks inside me.

The process of extraterrestrial anal probing gets a lot of bad press, and, honestly, most of it is undeserved. 

It’s clearly more humane than serving humans or making us spend eternity with Wilford Brimley, am I right? I can sense your hesitation, but trust me: when she takes her first dick out of you and grabs the second one, which you’ve been sucking the whole time, and slides it in, it releases endorphins into your bloodstream.  Her thick magenta cock literally floods you with joy! This is, I think, a fair trade-off for the brain graft that her third penis has been working on the entire time.

In my instance, what she was doing was programming me to be a shemale.  I went on board that ship a scared but otherwise normal macho young boy, and when I walked down the lighted, silver gangplank, I had the brain of a girl.  The difference was amazing – suddenly, my mind was complex and multilayered, capable of recognizing and appreciating nuance, context, and irony.

More importantly, the most shocking effect of that anal probing was what else it gave to me, the extra power and extra…well – let’s just say that Zarthra shared a body mod skill that’s gonna have you cumming so hard your eyes will cross!  Call me, and I’ll tell you all about it