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shemale

“Find a shemale to date!” said the ad which ran in a banner across my computer screen.  Hmmm…well, it has been a while since I’ve been out on a real date.  I’ve been hearing that term a lot lately, so I figured there was no harm in checking it out.  Why not see what all the fuss is about?

 

“Exciting young woman seeks special companionship” was the headline I settled on.  From what I knew, based on comments I’d heard at work, shemales are supposed to be special.  And we all know I’m as exciting as fuck.  “I enjoy long walks on the beach, eyebrow threading, and disemboweling roadkill.”  It’s important in a personals ad to include something unexpected to make sure people are reading.

 

Eyebrow threading?  Really? That can’t be a thing, right?  Anyway, I put the ad up, and within an hour, I had four responses.  Each of them had something to recommend them, but I ended up choosing a girl who looked familiar.  I’d seen her at least once every morning for the last year behind the counter at my favorite coffee shop.  “She’s one of THOSE people?”, I thought as I wrote my reply.  What’s the world coming to?

 

Oh, don’t give me that look.  I’ve read all kinds of awful things about those tranny women.  You have, too, right?

 

That this beautiful girl was a shemale was shocking to me.  But I sent my reply anyway, and I’m so glad I did! 

She offered to make dinner, so right away I knew this would be a great date.  I arrived at 6:00 sharp, and the smell of the lasagna was nearly as intoxicating as her kiss.  We barely made it through the main course before we were all over each other.  When we got into the bedroom, she blushed as she said, “I’ve got something to show you.”  There, underneath that skirt, was the sweetest, thickest cock I’d ever seen!  Well, since I’d put mine in my panties, that is.  So that is what they mean by that term?  Damn…here I thought I was transgender.  How many names are there for those of us blessed with a lady dick?  I mean, besides “above average”?

We both learned something special that night, she and I.  She learned that she wasn’t simply a “shemale”, and I learned that baristas suck AMAZING cock.  Want to learn what a trans woman can do to rock your world?  All you’ve gotta do is call, Baby, and be ready to have your world rocked!!