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Mommy

Even though I pick my kids up in the car line, I do enjoy watching the bus stop. There is a wide variety of young students to see every day. And twisted mommy loves the hunt.

 
Peeking out of my blinds I see a little blonde beauty skipping down the street. She is new, as I’ve never seen her before. Her backpack is as big as she is. Noticing me watching her and trips over her feet. Ouch! She’s skinned her knee.
 
She sits on the sidewalk when I come out to her aid. Her knee is bleeding. She is crying because she realizes that she got off on the wrong bus stop! I comfort her and offer to take her home.
 

First, this twisted mommy will get her all cleaned up.

 
I bring her into the house and down to the basement. If no one sees or hears her, no one will know she is here. I pull out the first aid kit and clean up her knee. It’s not that bad. She is such a brave girl. She takes it like a real champ. Which got me thinking, what else will she take?
 
I text my nasty backdoor neighbor to come over. He comes in the basement door to meet our new friend. She is feeling much better since her fall, but he thinks we should take a closer look. We decide to do a full examination to make sure there are no further injuries.
 
She is a sweet little thing! So eager to please. We lay her down on the bed and do a thorough exam, checking every little nook, to make sure everything is in place. And trust me, everything is good. It is very good.
 
But my neighbor can’t help but probe further. He gets in there and feels his way around. Anything that feels out of order’s addressed on the spot. Some areas need a second check. In fact, he invites me in for a second opinion, which is exactly what this twisted mommy wants!